Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Childs For Humanity 

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

Childs For Humanity by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

Childs by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

childs play 

1: a task that is said to be easy, can be done by a child.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.

1: damn that math test was childs play, I got an easy A+.
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!

childs play by glitchkid February 1, 2016

Childsy 

A person that has no life. They spend all of their time playing computer games, untill thay are too tired and have to go to sleep. They often pull all nighters playing their favourite game.
A recluse, they barely have any social life outside school / college, appart from their online friends.

Mark: God that person was up all night playing WoW.
John: Yeah. He's a right Childsy.

Childsy by Sylog June 17, 2009

childsprawl 

A widespread phenomenon which occurs when (usually) a couple will buy a house based on it's expansive lawn and one story layout because they have, or intend to have, two or more children.
One of the leading causes of suburban sprawl, childsprawl typically involves a ranch house set back from the street with a large open (read-a homogenously treeless lawn) back yard (which is often used to build another room onto the back, since zoning won't allow the front yard to be built on no matter how deep it is).
Dog Sprawl is similar to, and oftentimes accompanied by, dogsprawl, except that rather than use a public baseball diamond or other playing field, they use the yard for this purpose (which, in turn, compacts the soil and renders it unproductive.)

One need only watch HGTV to see the process of childsprawl in action.

childsprawl by Miskatonic Jack 2 February 6, 2007

childs play 

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.

"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"

childs play by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007