Chicktapus
Chicktapus by Hailstone6394 July 17, 2009
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cocktapus
a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
cocktapus by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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Cocktapussy
"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"
"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
Cocktapussy by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012
Chickapuck
Is the language of words that are shouted in a moment of incredible frustration or rage that have no apparent meaning or value
Chickapuck by Ci Re May 1, 2009
chickapup
A chickapup is a type of party girl, but her standards are high and she doesn't do anything that would harm her. But don't underestimate a chickapup, because she is very fun loving and crazy.
Once a chickapup, always a chickapup.
Once a chickapup, always a chickapup.
Girl 1: I'm not fun enough. I wish I was a chickapup.
Girl 2: I'm too slutty. I wish I was a chickapup.
Boy: Chickapups are so cool! I love them.
Girl 2: I'm too slutty. I wish I was a chickapup.
Boy: Chickapups are so cool! I love them.
chickapup by cassidybilly August 19, 2013
Cocktapus
A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.