Chicken Tea

A highly volatile 32oz. variety of a Long Island Tea, slightly modified for competitive drinkers in search of a true challenge. Comprised of equal parts Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila, and topped off with a splash of sprite. The competitors are either judged on who can finish ONE in ten minutes, or who passes out last.

Plural: Cock-Teas

"Dude, did you see John after half a Chicken Tea? He was so gone he could've been bro raped!"

by The Loafs Of Meat March 28, 2009