dementasaurus

demented dinosaur

Are you a dementasaurus because your pick-up lines are ancient and you face looks pretty demented says uninterested girl to fuckboy

by quinny38 July 23, 2015

chickentarian

Someone who the only meat they eat is chicken

Someone asked me if I wanted steak but I replied no because I'm a chickentarian

by quinny38 November 17, 2015