Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.
I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion
by mogwaimon April 06, 2020