Definitions by mogwaimon

Chicken Lotion 

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

Chicken Lotion by mogwaimon April 5, 2020