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Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.
I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.
Chicken Funget by 2Genders October 3, 2019
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chicken fugget 

When a man or woman pleasures themselves using either a dead chicken or bits of uncooked skinned chicken. Males typically fuck a dead unskinned chicken in the anus. Men like this because a chickens anus is very small and therefore a penis feels very tight when its placed in the anus. Both men and women enjoy shoving small bits of the chicken in their anus or vagina. Also women find pleasure in placing either the chickens head or legs into their vagina. These acts are usually done in small groups and are more common in the middle east and eastern Europe.
Julie practiced the act of chicken fugget by hacking the slaughtered chickens head off and then proceeded to spread her legs and violently jab it into her vagina.
chicken fugget by sdgjore January 1, 2009
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