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Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.
I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.
Chicken Funget by 2Genders October 3, 2019
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chicken fugget 

When a man or woman pleasures themselves using either a dead chicken or bits of uncooked skinned chicken. Males typically fuck a dead unskinned chicken in the anus. Men like this because a chickens anus is very small and therefore a penis feels very tight when its placed in the anus. Both men and women enjoy shoving small bits of the chicken in their anus or vagina. Also women find pleasure in placing either the chickens head or legs into their vagina. These acts are usually done in small groups and are more common in the middle east and eastern Europe.
Julie practiced the act of chicken fugget by hacking the slaughtered chickens head off and then proceeded to spread her legs and violently jab it into her vagina.
chicken fugget by sdgjore January 1, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026