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chuck pants 

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.
Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
chuck pants by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants
Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

check your pants 

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.
"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"
check your pants by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

Check your pants after that one 

Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.

4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.
When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

pants check

pants check- somethign to do as a random way to freak people put get a couple of mates together in a massive convo and yell out pants check you then have to say wot colour pants your wearing
`right 1.....2.......3.........PANTS CHECK`
red
blue
pink
orange
pants check by alex levy October 3, 2007