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Chicago Sweep 

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.
Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."
Chicago Sweep by pressyglue July 7, 2018

Chicago Street Sweep 

Performed by a pair of males, first a dead prostitute must be located, then a coin flipped. He who wins the coin toss must jump on the dead prostitute's stomach, while he who loses the coin toss places his mouth over the dead prostitute's vagina and eats whatever contents are projected forth.
Dude this ho is dead, flip a coin and we'll give her the good ol' Chicago Street Sweep.

Chicago Chimney Sweep 

The act of sucking fecal matter off of a penis immediately after anal sex.
So my boyfriend gave me a Chicago chimney sweep...I was surprised when I found out it was basically ass to mouth.

chicago street sweeper 

Big brother surveillance in Chicago. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chicago-street-sweeper-surveillance-to-boost-revenue-beyond-17260300/
Look out, the Chicago street sweeper may be watching.

chicago street sweeper 

when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!