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Chicago Hot Dog 

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
Chicago Hot Dog by Didaskalos January 24, 2021
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Chicago Hot Dog Stand 

When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.

Chicago Style Hot dog 

The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog

consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog

NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences
Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*
Chicago Style Hot dog by FatJoker February 24, 2008

Chicago Style Hot Dog 

The act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns. Ejaculation must occur on the woman's back, much like the hot dog toppings lie atop the bread. Debuted in Chicago in 2011.
She was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so I gave her a Chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there.
Chicago Style Hot Dog by Hambone69 December 31, 2013

Chicago Hotdog 

It has everything on it! While a woman is on her period, have sex with her whilst adding vomit, snot, feces, spit, and urine to her chesticles. Top it off by pulling out and titty fucking her to add blood and semen to the mix.
If she really wants to prove her love, she'll let me perform the Chicago Hotdog.
Chicago Hotdog by deutschbag99 December 9, 2013

Chicago HotDog 

This occurs when a threesome of either 2 females (lesbian) and 1 male or 1 female and 2 males (gay). A girl lays down flat on the floor naked. Then a male puts his penis on her vagina like a hot dog. The third person puts any type of toppings they want onto the "hotdog". The people who made the "hotdog" go into a warm room for around 5 minutes. After their done they go back with the third person to allow them to "eat the hotdog".
Like omg like girl like we just Chicago Hotdog last night like omg
Chicago HotDog by JrVerse December 23, 2016

Chicago Style Hotdog 

When you take a girl out for mexican food, then assfuck her afterwards. It makes your hot dog feel like its in Chicago, the windy city.
Awesome Person:Why does your room smell like a chicago style hotdog?
Awesomer Person:Because your girlfriend just left.
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B)
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