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Chiatwan 

A sexual instrument used for bringing yourself pleasurties.
It consits of a large net similar to a spider web that hangs about 5 feet long between two metal posts. In the center is a diaper with built in anal beads, and is usually enjoyed with a wedge of gouda cheese ( cheese sold seperatly).
I took a mean ride on the chiatwan last night. It was Delic'.
Chiatwan by Penis Crew January 15, 2006
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chiatwat. 

it is a dildo that's fucked so many chicks that it carries diseases and smells mouldy.
I'm gonna shove that chiatwat up your ass biatch.
chiatwat. by Winston Wan March 4, 2003
He is a man of words, a good predictor who can judge and tell what's happening in the mind of people around.
A Gentalman, who is kind, lovable and has an understanding soul.

Chitwan always get attached to people by heart and in return expect a lot from this cruel world. He has a tough personality outwards, but is very soft & innocent from inside.
Having a bond with chitwan is a blessing
Chitwan by TuneChanger November 26, 2021

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Bro this chatwannetalAcapellaKabalakApalachicola sounds good off the 👅
The prettiest girl ever to exist. She’s like the robin from how i met your mother. Everything you could ever wish for!!! Beautiful, funny, smart and a vivacious personality. Cute and lovely.
She’s such a chitwan!!
Chitwan by Cutuu90 November 23, 2021
The way of looking at something or someone in a cute and cheering way.
People with this name are diamond at heart.
They love their people so much no matter they love them back or not.
They are extremely cute and have great features.
When it comes to love, they are the best lover and the best one to spend the whole life with.
They'll care for you like a mother and on the same hand they are a cute little kid in themselves.
Being Chitwan is such an amazing thing.
Chitwan by HritwikMj November 23, 2021
The most beautiful person to exist on earth or the probably the universe. She’s like the robin of himym. Kind, beautiful, intellectual. Basically everything you could ever ask for. But she does get annoyed when doesn’t get her way.
Chitwan? Cmon obviously SHE rejected him
chitwan by Cutuu90 November 25, 2021
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