chezzer

excellent; of the utmost quality

This shit is so choice it's chezzer

by H-bomb jetpack March 17, 2004

Chezzer

(N) A person with little or no redeeming qualities that frequently engages in consuming methamphetamines. More often than not, their preferred mode of transportation is bicycle between the hours of 2am through 5am. They rely on the "Barter System" rather than US Treasury Notes. This is in part due to their resourceful abilities to find odd and unnecessary items.

Hey Wilbur, what in tarnations is your neighbor doing watering the lawn at 3am in nothing but his jean shorts? W: Oh yeah, its the first of the month and he just got his welfare check, he's a chezzer. He sure rocks a sweet mullet though.
Chez Chezzin

by Heirophant October 18, 2010

chezzer

Noun - A person of below average intelligence, possibly mentally retarded, who has committed a foolhardy act. The term is also often used to describe a chav.

What are you doing you chezzer? Don't you realise that procreating with your sister is a bad idea, even if you will get more child benefit?

by Pete L December 13, 2004

chazzer

A yiddish word for pig. Someone who wants more than what he needs and don't fly straight no more.

"See that fat bastard thats Nacho Contreas...El Gordo...He's a real CHAZZER!!!!!-Frank Lopez

by Big Seth November 3, 2003

Chezzetcook

A small town in Nova Scotia that has a high porportion of residents who are awesome.

"Dude, that Laura is so awesome. She must be from Chezzetcook."

by Lakshmi December 15, 2008

Chezzed

When a someone does something to you that upsets, angers or frustraits you.

Passenger : I think that guy is gonna cut you off
Driver: I dont think he is
Passenger : that guy cut you off
Driver: Im chezzed

by Willy Tyrone Sidney Porter Wix November 4, 2012

chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.

we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!

by k+kd September 20, 2012