chezzer
chezzer by H-bomb jetpack March 17, 2004
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Chezzer
(N) A person with little or no redeeming qualities that frequently engages in consuming methamphetamines. More often than not, their preferred mode of transportation is bicycle between the hours of 2am through 5am. They rely on the "Barter System" rather than US Treasury Notes. This is in part due to their resourceful abilities to find odd and unnecessary items.
Hey Wilbur, what in tarnations is your neighbor doing watering the lawn at 3am in nothing but his jean shorts? W: Oh yeah, its the first of the month and he just got his welfare check, he's a chezzer. He sure rocks a sweet mullet though.
Chez Chezzin
Chez Chezzin
Chezzer by Heirophant October 18, 2010
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chezzer • cheezer • chazzer • Chezer • Chezzed • Chozzer • chazzerwazzer • chazzer cheese • chazzercise • cheezerholic
chezzer
Noun - A person of below average intelligence, possibly mentally retarded, who has committed a foolhardy act. The term is also often used to describe a chav.
Chezzetcook
Chezzetcook by Lakshmi December 15, 2008
Chezzed
Passenger : I think that guy is gonna cut you off
Driver: I dont think he is
Passenger : that guy cut you off
Driver: Im chezzed
Driver: I dont think he is
Passenger : that guy cut you off
Driver: Im chezzed
Chezzed by Willy Tyrone Sidney Porter Wix November 4, 2012
chazzer cheese
a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
chazzer cheese by k+kd September 20, 2012
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