chess piece

A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.

Wow, Danny Devito is a fuckin chess piece.

by Dan Dildo Fowler June 9, 2004

Chess Piece

Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo

Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!

by ScooterP December 29, 2010

Chess-piece face

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.

Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

by Paul D. Key July 24, 2006

Chess-piece face

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

Send them chess pieces

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.

ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010

chest piece

Term used to descrbe a large tattoo that covers all or most of your chest; usually centered.

I went to the tattoo shop today and got a chest piece bro! That shit hurt!!!

by KevINDESTRUCTIBLE August 28, 2006

Chess-Piecin

Where you are so drunk that you black out and are no longer aware or in control of your words or movements. At this point, your friends move you around from place to place as they see fit, as if you were a pawn on the chess board.

"Wow, I was chess-piecin last night" - guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Holy shit, dude you were chess piecing hardcore last night." - friend of guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Hey man, we had to chess-piece you all last night." - guy who moved his drunk friend around the bar all night.

by CB19 December 31, 2011