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Cherry Cheese Cake

Cum on her face and punch her in the nose.

Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
Cherry Cheese Cake by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

Cherry Cheese Cake

1. This is what might happen when a male and female conduct sexual intercourse while the female is on her 'monthly cycle'

2. When a girl loses her Virginity, and if the male has ejaculated, then this is what they have made.. how nice.
"..and this Cherry cheese cake ran all down her leg.."

cherry-cheese cake  

noun- the act of blowing your load in the back of a recipients throat and punching them in the nose, the blood and nut run together causing the 'cherry-cheese cake' look
cherry-cheese cake : The best way to dump a chick is to give her a cherry-cheese cake, then leave laughing.
cherry-cheese cake by Mungky February 15, 2008

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

popped her blue cheese cherry

The act of convincing a woman to try blue cheese for the first time. Extra credit if she is Asian!
She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.