cherry bakewell

A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.

mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!

cherry bakewell by geekstress May 17, 2006

cherry bakewell

To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.

Neil gave Bob a cherry bakewell... he didn't see that one coming

cherry bakewell by fluffy1 October 31, 2006

cherry bakewell

To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.

Pin him down and I will give him a cherry bakewell.

cherry bakewell by harryBishop1983 December 18, 2021

Cherry bakewell

An adjective for something thats really nice but you only really want it like once a year

“I like bananas but for me theyre like a cherry bakewell thing, yknow?”

Cherry bakewell by Rainbowfartblaster January 15, 2026

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled by MrChongle October 7, 2021