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Chromebook 

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

Cherophobia 

The fear of being happy or the fear of the general feeling of happiness. A person that's Cherophobic might feel guilty about feeling happy (think they don't deserve to be happy) and soon after become depressed or they might avoid happiness and things that might make them happy in fear of something bad happening afterwards. These people could seem completely normal and live perfectly normal lives but usually avoid hanging out with friends and or doing fun activities where they might become happy.
Kat has Cherophobia, she won't go to the party tonight.
Cherophobia by Kat_interupted January 13, 2015

chrome dipper 

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.
Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!
chrome dipper by Cheria January 8, 2009

Chromebook 

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018

Chromebook 

Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
Chromebook by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018

Chromebook 

A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
Chromebook by JVFerda April 9, 2017