Mike: Hey dude, do not go in there, those tacos caused reactor number two to melt down.
Dave: What?
Mike: What don't you get? The half life on my ass ran out, I pulled a Chernobutt, the shitter can no longer function. It is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a Call of Duty campaign.
Dave: I think it I get it now.
Dave: What?
Mike: What don't you get? The half life on my ass ran out, I pulled a Chernobutt, the shitter can no longer function. It is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a Call of Duty campaign.
Dave: I think it I get it now.
by hosttobuttangels August 15, 2017