Chernobutt 

When your shit is so powerful, it renders the bathroom inhospitable for the next 20,000 years.

Mike: Hey dude, do not go in there, those tacos caused reactor number two to melt down.
Dave: What?
Mike: What don't you get? The half life on my ass ran out, I pulled a Chernobutt, the shitter can no longer function. It is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a Call of Duty campaign.
Dave: I think it I get it now.

Chernobutt by hosttobuttangels August 16, 2017

chernobush 

A forest of pubic hair so over grown and unkempt the genitals are fully hidden; a bush as untouched as Chernobyl since 1986.

"Dude, how was she last night?"
"Well she was cute in the face, but when she took off her pants she had a total chernobush. I got out of there as soon as I could before the radiation poisoning got to me."

chernobush by epic-game-maker-upper April 2, 2015

chernobular 

chernobular=whatever ur using this for it means it is as bad as the chernobyl nuclear accident

that girl is very chernobular

chernobular by Lenny G the most slavic gopnik May 3, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004