chernobush

A forest of pubic hair so over grown and unkempt the genitals are fully hidden; a bush as untouched as Chernobyl since 1986.

"Dude, how was she last night?"
"Well she was cute in the face, but when she took off her pants she had a total chernobush. I got out of there as soon as I could before the radiation poisoning got to me."

by epic-game-maker-upper April 2, 2015

chernobular

chernobular=whatever ur using this for it means it is as bad as the chernobyl nuclear accident

that girl is very chernobular

by Lenny G the most slavic gopnik May 3, 2018

Chernobutt

When your shit is so powerful, it renders the bathroom inhospitable for the next 20,000 years.

Mike: Hey dude, do not go in there, those tacos caused reactor number two to melt down.
Dave: What?
Mike: What don't you get? The half life on my ass ran out, I pulled a Chernobutt, the shitter can no longer function. It is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a Call of Duty campaign.
Dave: I think it I get it now.

by hosttobuttangels August 16, 2017