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Chelwell 

A nickname for a girl named Chelsea. Always fun, loving, motherly yet childish at the same time. Someone who you know you can always trust and can never forget. Chelsea is the worlds most amazing best friend, even boring moments with her are a great time out. She will always put her friends feelings before her own. She states her own opinions no matter what the reaction of the other person may be. She is the person that will tell you what you don't want to admit to yourself. You can never handle losing a friend like this, she is the definition of a best friend and you are completely stupid if you ever let this friendship die out. She is also absolutely beautiful and smart but probably the most modest person on the planet. She is the kind of perfect you admire, not the kind you become jealous over. She's the best person you will ever get to know so don't pass this friend up and treat her well or you will regret it.
Chelwell by eswizzle4 July 19, 2011
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An experience so horrific, words do not currently exist to convey the feeling.

Originally referencing a change management system that defies logic and reason in its use. Guaranteed to provoke anger and eventual loss of both sanity and hair.
"Well at least is isn't as bad as Cherwell'

"That tastes worse than a mouthful of Cherwell"

"I would rather be violated by Theresa May than spend any more time using Cherwell"
Cherwell by _Li February 23, 2017
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Ben Chilwell 

ben chillwell is a well known defender for Chelsea and the england team.
did you saw ben chilwell game? yes he is the goat
Ben Chilwell by football_luv April 14, 2021

Cherwell Fix 

The act of re-selecting an option in a property drop down field in order to correct an error in Cherwell Service Management.
The form link wasn’t working so I did a Cherwell Fix and now it’s functioning again.
a. stubby arms
b. drunkeness
c. peadophilia
Chilwell people have stubby arms
chilwell by vidmode January 5, 2004
chilwell is shit
The greatest Left-back of all time, potentially the GOAT
My friend is playing like chilwell
Chilwell by jambilly April 5, 2023