Cheezwitz

A beautiful and intelligent young woman whose father loves her very much. And, obviously, her name sounds something like 'Cheezwitz.'

Wake up Cheezwitz. It is time for school.

by a very proud father November 22, 2011

cheezit

One of the greatest baked snack crackers ever. Made with real cheese, and tastes amazing. Sold in different flavors. Also spelled cheez-it.

I could live off of cheezits.

by SuperKoopa June 11, 2006

cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

cheezitis

when you smile so hard and long your jaws hurt.

When you are first dating someone you are always smiling and your jaws hurt then you have "cheezitis". Or when you are in love with someone and they make you smile so much your jaws hurt then you have cheezitis.

by Boobie11 February 4, 2010

Cheezits Christ

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.

Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.

by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

cheezit

A most delicious snack cracker. Also known as sunshine biscuits.

Hey, I'm hungry.
Do you want some cheezits?
Yeah man, I love sunshine biscuits!

by lorenzo8 May 11, 2009