Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos
Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)
Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.
Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.
A derivative of ‘Mussolini’, a ‘Cheetolini’ is someone who spews thinly veiled hate-filled Fascist rhetoric to the public via the mass media while sporting an unnaturally tan face due to the liberal use of a bronzer that comes in a color that closely resembles the same orange found on Cheetos.
POTUSTrump is such a ‘Cheetolini’, why isn’t his supermodel wife Melania helping him with his make-up?
One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.