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chicago cheese 

The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"
chicago cheese by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018

Chicago cheese 

Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!
Chicago cheese by MML1234 June 2, 2018

Chicago Chili Cheese-dog 

When a girl is having a yeast infection, you have anal sex while she's crapping all over your man-meat
My girl was on the crapper, so I picked her up and gave her the Chicago Chili Cheese-Dog.

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026