Cheesianity

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Cheesianity is one of the many religions that Abraham fathered. We believe that Chod made the universe and when man corrupted the world he flooded it with nacho cheese. Chod sent his only son Cheesus to Chearth and he died for our sins of eating blue cheese. The Angel Chucifer rebelled against Chod and fell down from Heaven, and was given a new name, Notserp.(Or the Devil) Notserp roamed the earth for eternity and in 2017 A.D, masquerading as a middle schooler in the United States of America, he will unleash his blue cheese upon the world.

Cheesianity > Christianity

Cheesianity by FallenAutumn October 14, 2017

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Cheeseianity/cheeseian

Cheeseianity is a religion that people believe in chod and chods son cheesus. We love and respect everyone. Cheesus: Cheesus is Chods son who died for our sins of eating ham with bread crusts. Their are more than 3 people making it a real religion. If you join please follow and comment “cheesian for life” on my tiktok or insta sage_milkovich to confirm your apart of it. We love you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Cheeseianity/cheeseian:
“I just love cheeseians”

Cheeseianity/cheeseian by Sage Milkovich December 14, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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