cheesebread

when you dent your car so bad that it looks like a piece of bread smothered with cheese.

AH FUCK i just cheesebreaded my car! my dads gonna KILL ME!

by David Cheese December 09, 2008

cheesebread

Absolute fucking nobhead with an annoyingly cheesy smile, a really minute penis and a crack addiction. Live's in a crack den.

(small) (penis) (wanker) (cheesebread)

by speedebacon December 13, 2013

cheesebread

When engaging in sexual activity, the male will expel stool on a females hand, the female will then smear the stool on the males testis (works best when testis or shrunken) and then proceed to lick it off.

Oh baby I think we are in that point of our relationship where you can cheesebread me.

by muffinmafia September 23, 2007

Cheesebread

A fluid state of being, that encompasses all human experience. It can never be exceeded.

1.
Gig: Dude, lolcats just spammed my computer
Bronte: Bewm cheesebread.

2.
Bronte: Dude, steve buscemeyes?
Gig: BeWHM cheesebread!

by Franginal-Gooch Agency May 14, 2011

cheesebread

Soggy greasy bread with penis cheese dripped on top

ashlyy, kingsley, time for cheese bread

by Mcfarts June 06, 2003

big cheesebread

A person whose personality is the consistency of a cheese-laced bread. Used most often as a term of endearment for an emotional person who has lost some physical characteristic of strength.

He acts tough but he’s really just a big cheesebread.

Big Bob revels in his former glory, for now he is just a big cheesebread.

by Bigmoosielover911 January 13, 2024

CheeseBread

When you order a CheeseBurger and pull the top off revealing hot melted cheese stuck to the bun.

I just had some CheeseBread

by DrToboggan April 20, 2019