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cheesemare 

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.
I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.
cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005
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Cheesemare 

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.
Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!
Cheesemare by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

Cheesebrewed 

When you start drinking in the middle of the day with Flash, then start speaking in tongues and become stumblelina.
I went out to wing warehouse and got "Cheesebrewed"! I don't remember anything, but crawling home and waking up with my head in the toilet!
Cheesebrewed by No more flash June 3, 2013

cheesebrexmed part. 1

Cheesebrexmed
Cheesebrexmed Is the god of everything in everything. He hates everything. Cheesebrexmed is also cursed by the sickness of the peat. This so-called peat sickness is the consequence from the frog venom the person consumes. After a specific period of time the person starts to peat. Cheesebrexmed is also a carrier of the legacy of BBreb. The colour BBreb is nothing and everything at the same time. Regular humans or NPC’s cannot imagine this type of colour and have no chance ever seeing BBreb. BBreb is a colour that explains everything beyond Human imagination resulting that only Cheesebrexmed can potentially see this phenomenon. However, there is a theory that BBreb is hidden under Mabes wig. Although this is only a theory and not proven!

Peating causes extreme conditions and makes the person Gil. These studies have been shown by brex HQ (The very first peatsers) extreme peats can happen everywhere, you are invincible and can in some cases levitate. (Caution! Headbump peats can cause concussion)
Relaxed wrist peat can be a very dangerous peat, usually it’s just a normal small little slap with a lmpao looking back head and a tight body and of course, a relaxed wrist. But, if you consume enough energy, you can flick everything out of everything, yes it will also flick the nothingness, stuff you cannot comprehend, there will not be nothing left of everything, less than nothing, after that before that until it! It all begins again (Quantum restart) we restart. – Gil
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death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

power cheesecake 

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
power cheesecake by #therealsoup November 16, 2014
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