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Cheese grate 

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.
Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate
Cheese grate by SWED420 September 26, 2009

Cheese Grate 

In Mixed Martial Arts, when performing a takedown against the cage, pressure is kept against the opponent as they are lifted and slammed back down, their head and any other part of their body against the cage is smashed against it, they are the cheese, the cage is the grater.
Ufc Fan 1:He just dragged him to the ground Hard!
Ufc Fan 2: Yeah he totally cheese grated his face against the cage!
Cheese Grate by RUFCLYDAY August 24, 2010

Cheese grate 

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”
Cheese grate by ausdeb June 19, 2021

Grate Cheese 

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.
"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"
Grate Cheese by gratecheese December 3, 2011

Grate the cheese 

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.
"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"
Grate the cheese by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Grate Your Cheese 

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.
Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.
Grate Your Cheese by P Bear September 9, 2010
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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