Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

Cheese Suprise by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

Stringy Cheese Surprise by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Ass Cheese Surprise 

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

Ass Cheese Surprise by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

blue cheese surprise 

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge

Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.

blue cheese surprise by nitehock August 20, 2013

cream cheese surprise 

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

cream cheese surprise by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise 

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Cheesy Surprise 

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

Cheesy Surprise by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021