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logan cheely by Derek Yeeter January 15, 2015

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3
Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.
cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

Cheeky ferret 

Someone who causes mischief.
Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!
Cheeky ferret by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

cheesy hedgehog 

Sextuple penetration, as performed on a woman, i. e. two penises in the mouth, two in the vagina, and two in the anus.
Belinda, as much as we was enjoying Tony Sylvester in her bum, Jim Sterling in her vag, and Des Martin in her mouth, wished she had three more blokes to double her pleasure and give her a real cheesy hedgehogging.
cheesy hedgehog by Toffee Apple Chew September 22, 2019

Cheesy bellend 

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend
WW's bellend is damn cheesy
Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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