Cheek Fucking 

The act of pushing the butt cheeks together and having sex with them without penetration. (must have a descent ass)

"She said she wasn't down for anal so I just pushed that ghetto booty together and went to town Cheek Fucking her."

Cheek Fucking by J G van Gass August 2, 2008

Cheeky Fucking 

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.

Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!

Cheeky Fucking by T Fury. September 4, 2011

Check Your Fucking Pockets 

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

Check Your Fucking Pockets by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

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