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Vehicle in which a chav will have invested untold thousands of pence in adding modifications. Usually a near-terminal Escort, Nova or occasionally a VW Golf (with GTI badge nicked from the scrappies or from a newer, better-cared-for model), usually no less than ten years old. Painted in garish livery, either with a brush or sprayed in mismatched shades of pastel / metallic pastel colours. The vehicle in question may have up to 200,000 miles on the clock and have various problems with the exhaust, seatbelts, badly tinted windows. Custom modifications are popular, involving any materials, including cardboard, wooden spoilers, body kits from completely different makes and models of car.
Many chaviots can be seen in Max Power magazine or on the Top Gear website (yes, really), under the section entitled 'Carbage'.
chaviot by miss January 2, 2005
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a car that a chav drives typically a ford escort with an xr3 badge stuck on, usually has odd wheels,different colourd paint and made out of filler
your older brother"ive jus gots me a chaviot"
chaviot by blox2006 June 25, 2006
I stored the gas in chaviot.
Chaviot by Heather Jaru May 3, 2013

God's Chariot 

BMW e30 is an icon for it's dominance in the rally and racing world in the 80's era with it's legendary BMW performance and handling.
wow, that's a nice e30, that's the god's chariot you have right there.
God's Chariot by Gath1 September 12, 2011

proletariat chariot 

My car is in the shop, so I'm riding the proletariat chariot to work this week.
proletariat chariot by tam7875 October 9, 2008
Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.
(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...
Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

WUBA Chariot 

A synonym for an elliptical exercise machine, because at the Naval Academy they are used almost exclusively by WUBAs.
How was the workout? Good--I spent 20 minutes on the bike, 20 minutes on the treadmill, and 20 minutes on the WUBA chariot.
WUBA Chariot by Bone Donkey February 2, 2007
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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