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Vehicle in which a chav will have invested untold thousands of pence in adding modifications. Usually a near-terminal Escort, Nova or occasionally a VW Golf (with GTI badge nicked from the scrappies or from a newer, better-cared-for model), usually no less than ten years old. Painted in garish livery, either with a brush or sprayed in mismatched shades of pastel / metallic pastel colours. The vehicle in question may have up to 200,000 miles on the clock and have various problems with the exhaust, seatbelts, badly tinted windows. Custom modifications are popular, involving any materials, including cardboard, wooden spoilers, body kits from completely different makes and models of car.
Many chaviots can be seen in Max Power magazine or on the Top Gear website (yes, really), under the section entitled 'Carbage'.
chaviot by miss January 2, 2005
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a car that a chav drives typically a ford escort with an xr3 badge stuck on, usually has odd wheels,different colourd paint and made out of filler
your older brother"ive jus gots me a chaviot"
chaviot by blox2006 June 25, 2006
I stored the gas in chaviot.
Chaviot by Heather Jaru May 3, 2013

God's Chariot 

BMW e30 is an icon for it's dominance in the rally and racing world in the 80's era with it's legendary BMW performance and handling.
wow, that's a nice e30, that's the god's chariot you have right there.
God's Chariot by Gath1 September 12, 2011

proletariat chariot 

Public transit, i.e. the bus.
My car is in the shop, so I'm riding the proletariat chariot to work this week.
proletariat chariot by tam7875 October 9, 2008
Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.
(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...
Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

WUBA Chariot 

A synonym for an elliptical exercise machine, because at the Naval Academy they are used almost exclusively by WUBAs.
How was the workout? Good--I spent 20 minutes on the bike, 20 minutes on the treadmill, and 20 minutes on the WUBA chariot.
WUBA Chariot by Bone Donkey February 2, 2007
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just fokin missing her

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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