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Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

It is literally crappy writing on the streets or on walls in towns which serves little purpose apart from making the street or wall look awfull. Unlike graffiti.

As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).

A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".
Some minor examples:
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

Chav stands for:
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence

or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin

-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case

Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have
Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham

are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are

ChavScum 

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.
Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see
ChavScum by Charlie April 2, 2005

ChavScum 

A website that explains what a chav is,what they do and what people think of them. Some people dislike this website and say it is rascist and so on, but chavs haven't exactly made a good name for themselves, have they? So is there any point complaining about this site? Chavs, like punks and mods and rockers, will give way to another trend sooner or later, so the best thing to do is just let anti-chav sites do their thing. Overall, a pretty funny site if you want a laugh.
I just went tp ChavScum and they have this really hilarious picture of a chav doing/wearing/saying <<insert appropriate thing here>>. You should check it out!!!

ChavScum 

ChavScum... Scum of the earth. In the form of a chav

Chavs are the retards at the bottom of the evolutionary line.

They wear ridculous looking clothes and acceseries. Trackies, hoodies, and baseball caps. And will most likely have a ciggarette hanging out of their mouths.

They try too make themselves look intimidating by hanging out at corners or in McDonalds.
yeh, thats right. An "emo" IS wrighting this. Get overyourselfs.

My town is full of idiotic chavscum. The scum make swindon look like dirt. "INNIT BRUV"
ChavScum by EMO CIDD April 6, 2007

chavscum 

Ive been attacked by chavs twice second time badly both for no reason so i think i have a right to say there mean bastards that dont seem to have any empathy for anyone even there mates. There prejudice bastards like the ku klux klan(hated black people and if there are still any still do) I dont think chavs can be classified as human to be honest because there so prejudice. Oh and EXTREMELY rare for them to pick a fair fight usually its 7 on 1. If you see a chav walking alone which is also very rare you can be sure that he'll shit himself if you go up to him. Oh and if you ask me i think alot of them seem to have retarded mouth problem cos there mouths look like gorrilaz and they cant speak english or they wouldnt spell thick fick lol.
Chavscum ring leader: come on then u fukin statin
Chavscum minions: attack wen he attacks
chavscum by jake mog November 29, 2007