Chauv On 

A way to describe the act of being chauvinistic. Could also mean a cologne that a chauvinist might wear. Alternate spellings: chauvon, chauv-on

Girl: "That guy is such a douche!"
Friend of douche: "Don't hate, he's just getting his chauv on."

OR

Guy: "I'm going out tonite and getting my chauv on!"

Chauv On by Viva_La_Vida January 9, 2011

ON Lun 99 Sic Bun Chau 

This phrase comprises two part, but it is still following the rules which is Subject + Verb + Object.

It is a very symbolic phrase which invented in Hong Kong 70s -80s and being popular in 90s - 2010.

On lun 99 is the emphasized form of the word on 9. They use lun and double 9 to enhance the word on9. If On 9 refer to the stupidest people, on lun 99 will then express more damage to the receiver, weakening their ability in argue. The reading sound is from bass to treble.

sic bun chau is the second of the phase which indicate a movement. Some people directly translate it into smd. I am not saying they are wrong but more accurately, it is to "Suck the soft/irr-erectional dick". Since people shall not get hard in front of an on lun 99.

Dick: Sorry sir, seems I make this report wrong, I will fix it asap.
Sir (smiling): Its okay, you always on lun 99 sic bun chau.
Dick: Sorry....
Sir: I will find another and you can leave now.

ON Lun 99 Sic Bun Chau by The dickdslater of middle east October 16, 2018

One-Stop Retard Chav 

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

One-Stop Retard Chav by Gruzzo August 23, 2006