That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.
Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man'spenis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)
Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!
Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...
Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!
Clara: ...
Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.
The whore was likely killed by buttchunging when the man left with from the bar last night.