The most amazing human you could ever meet, Chattman is a person you really want to take home to your parents. He is smart, kind, loving, and has a huge penis. You want a Chattman in your life
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A swirlie that involves fecal matter.
by Dude1977777 April 29, 2013
Get the Chattanooga gravy bowl mug.Slightly disparaging slang diagnosis applied to a person who seems entirely incapable of inhibiting the uncontrollable impulse to chat.
Her once charming chattomania had become like background noise to her long suffering husband who was now able to gain relief by turning off his hearing aids.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019
Get the chattomania mug.A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.
Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?
Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!
Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.
Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!
Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.
by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010
Get the Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot mug.While fully erect, the act of inserting both testicles into the woman's anus. Then, while still fully erect, "popping" them back out.
"Dude, my gf wanted to know what it felt like to have my nuts in her ass, so I gave her that Chattanooga Push Pop!!!
by Greg and Bob January 19, 2008
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