Chatstorm

Derived from the Fasttalk, the chatstorm originated through vodka-coffee consumption. The chatstorm can have many different definitions. It is when you talk very quickly, with no regard for what the other person is saying or doing. It can also be when you are able to persuade someone just by talking so fast that you confuse them, and they just agree to whatever you want. This usually entails getting girls into bed, back can be used for other things, like getting jobs or raises at work.

"I was giving this bitty the chatstorm for about 2 minutes before I convinced her to come to bed with me"

"The bouncer tried to tell me I couldn't bring my drink outside and was going to kick me out until I gave him my chatstorm. By the time I was done he was buying me drinks and helping me wheel girls."

"My prof didn't like my essay, but after my chatstorm he gave me an 80, LEGIT"

Chatstorm by chatstormer December 3, 2009

chattomania 

Slightly disparaging slang diagnosis applied to a person who seems entirely incapable of inhibiting the uncontrollable impulse to chat.

Her once charming chattomania had become like background noise to her long suffering husband who was now able to gain relief by turning off his hearing aids.

chattomania by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019

chatsworth 

noun. a town located in the northwest of the san fernando valley. chatsworth borders on the hills that make up the north edge of the valley. It is next to west hills, canoga park and northridge.

Chatsworth is home to the largest porn industry in the world (vivid entertainment, legend video, etc.). check your porn, i bet a bunch of it was produced and printed/distributed from this very town!

Their freeway is the 118. in the hills there are some rich-ass communities, some gated ones, some not. on the valley floor things are pretty middle class.

for some reason lots of the news stations measure the temperature of the west valley (or sometimes even the whole valley) in chatsworth.

when you hear about someone "filming a movie" in "a mansion in chatsworth" you know it's worth peeking over the fence for a bit

see also "mansion in the valley"

chatsworth by Olly J March 14, 2005

crapstorm 

a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."

Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."

crapstorm by cmhouse March 19, 2007

Chattorical 

Almost the same as Rhetexical except it occurs via facebook chat.

Marissa: I have a confession, I reallly have an attraction to pirates

Chandler: Cool

Marissa: stop sending me chattorical messages ! :/

Chattorical by thisismyhobby November 13, 2011

chattermission 

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

chattermission by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009