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jonas chatmon 

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.
Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon
the joining of the words "come" and "on", popularized by the great Michael Jackson. An early example appears in the song "BAD", from the album, "BAD"; "cha'mon, get on me..."
"hey you guys, cha'mon with those change orders!!"
chamon by anthony March 23, 2005
A small town in France. Possibly the best, and most beautiful town in the world, and also home of the highest mountain in Europe, Mont Blanc.

It is a place where you can find the best off-piste skiing during the winter (the Vallee Blanche), amazing mountain biking in the summer, and many other things to do all year round.

Finally, it is the home of the best aprés-ski bar in the world, and the only place you can see anyone hanging off a moose-head.

And if you want to party Chamonix (also known as CHX, or Cham) has plenty of seasonaires and ski-bums hanging around who are always up for a party!
Lets go skiing in Chamonix everybody!!!
Chamonix by kpdsno1 February 3, 2013
Chamone also shamone was Michael Jackson's curious way of saying "come on" in the song, Bad.

Michael Jackson set the precedent for this type of pseudo-mondegreen by replacing the k-sound at the beginning of the word, kid, with the ch-sound in the song, Billie Jean, resulting in the Michaelese word, chid.
You know Im bad, Im bad. You know it. Chamone!
chamone by Hoopermazing June 27, 2009

chamonix crew 

sha-maw-NEE kroo

Noun

2. Similar to a landing strip but the hair is cut closer to the skin at a shaver level of no greater than number 3. Also referred to as a “gosh sarge”.

2. A Chamonix Crew is a group of partygoers who reside in Chamonix, France. They must be known to consume mass quantities of wine and whiskey and to start impromptu disco techs in mountain restaurants. The women in the crew always enjoyed a good Duncaning (verb present participle of Duncan). They are usually led by a couple described as a perfect Karen and a tremendous Trevor. Not to be confused with a complimentary crew in Chamonix often lead by a charming Billie or a man described as The Sam or “le Chef”.

3. A reverse Mohawk received only after using ones head as a battering ram and getting a center line shave.
She asked for the special wax and ended up with a Chamonix crew.

A Chamonix Crew rolled through the valley and have it a good Duncaning!

After bashing his head with a T-post driver he had to get a Chamonix crew.
chamonix crew by Mr-Gus March 17, 2019

chamonlee 

chamonlee we are going to be late!!!!
chamonlee by missbaka November 14, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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