Chassault

When a child sexually assaults an adult. (Child assault) Chassault.

Me: hey man, how was babysitting?
Friend: dude I got chassaulted by my own cousin.

by Pettyrapper99 March 31, 2022

Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

chatassault

Noun. The moment you have been overrun by chats while at work. On is unable to get any work done because of the constant chat load with friends and colleagues.

I am trying to get my work done, but I can't do the sheer amount of chatassault. I have 9 chats going at any one time.

by layer3 August 6, 2012

cumassaulted

When a stranger walks up to you in public and smears cum in your face.

I can’t believe I got cumassaulted at the park today while minding my own business.

by Ccsl2 June 2, 2024