A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.
'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'
Noun. The moment you have been overrun by chats while at work. On is unable to get any work done because of the constant chat load with friends and colleagues.
I am trying to get my work done, but I can't do the sheer amount of chatassault. I have 9chats going at any one time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!