Chassault

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When a child sexually assaults an adult. (Child assault) Chassault.

Me: hey man, how was babysitting?
Friend: dude I got chassaulted by my own cousin.

Chassault by Pettyrapper99 March 31, 2022

Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

Colassault by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

Related Words

Chassault • chatassault • Colassault • cumassaulted • class autograph

chatassault

Noun. The moment you have been overrun by chats while at work. On is unable to get any work done because of the constant chat load with friends and colleagues.

I am trying to get my work done, but I can't do the sheer amount of chatassault. I have 9 chats going at any one time.

chatassault by layer3 August 6, 2012

cumassaulted

When a stranger walks up to you in public and smears cum in your face.

I can’t believe I got cumassaulted at the park today while minding my own business.

cumassaulted by Ccsl2 June 2, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026