Charpoosie

A shit head that dedicated on public pavements and under trampolines

That guy must be charpoosie he shits everywhere

by Reltihballgone February 22, 2026

Carpoose

Something that sounds incredibly stupid when written down, more so than when it is said.

The school sent me a letter the other day telling me I was suspended. When they explained in writing what I did that was wrong, it sounded so ridiculous, it was a carpoose of stupidity.

by K. Chem October 16, 2009

Charpooski

A combination of a dog breed, consisting of char dog, poodle, and husky. They usually get their way and are indoor pets. They need constant attention and are very spoiled

Who’s my charpooski?!?

by Gregoriana March 18, 2021

charpooterie

When a person has to poop so badly, they leave the toilet lid down and poop on the lid, creating a charcuterie board of poo.

Hey, don't go in that bathroom, somebody made a charpooterie in there.

by Jermbug June 28, 2021

Charpootin

The type of anger felt by an individual they speak softly in a different room or from a distance but are unheard, misunderstood, or asked to repeat themselves. Typically this cycle repeats several times before the charpootin emerges.

Hey! Why don't you ever answer my question?!?
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!

by zeroghz January 15, 2022

chapookie

The love of your life’s vagina.

It has its own personality and you have to talk to it like it’s a person… oh yeah it has to be in baby talk.

Hey chapookie how are you

by Thesknr January 10, 2023