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The act of forcing a male genital into the female's lungs during oral sex, causing anaphlactic shock, killing the female, while making the throat feel like a vagina for the male.
Damn cop's nearly caught me charnking that bitch last night.

If you charnk me david i will haunt you the rest of your life.
Charnk by Lord Fuckalot May 19, 2008
Related Words
Charnk • chank • chankles • chark • Chanking • Chanksploon • chanky • charn • chankla • charney
The act of an animal, particularly a cat, repeatedly biting or masticating non-edible items such as grocery bags, plastic toys, leaves, etc. especially if the object is left unrecognizable and is entirely destroyed in the process. Also, the feeling of biting onto crinkly plastic.
My cat charnked my gym bag and now it has holes all over it. The toy mouse is totally charnked.
Charnk by quifor March 24, 2016

Chanksploon 

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.
'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

chanksploon 

verb|The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
I'll chanksploon your mum's face.
chanksploon by danlester June 9, 2016
(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.

(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
Chaink by gregbot123 February 11, 2020
The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.
Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.
Charks by jshocks February 5, 2018
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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