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Charnk
The act of forcing a male genital into the female's lungs during oral sex, causing anaphlactic shock, killing the female, while making the throat feel like a vagina for the male.
Damn cop's nearly caught me charnking that bitch last night.
If you charnk me david i will haunt you the rest of your life.
If you charnk me david i will haunt you the rest of your life.
Charnk by Lord Fuckalot May 19, 2008
Chanksploon
A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.
Chanksploon by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016
chanksploon
verb|The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
chanksploon by danlester June 9, 2016
Chaink
(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.
(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
Chaink by gregbot123 February 11, 2020
Charks
The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.
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