Heidaros: Miranus, I'm going to charliemurpylize you bitch.
Miranus: No!, forgive me master, I will obey hereafter.

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Man #1: Dude, that guy really needs to be charliemurphylized
Man #2: Yea bro, lets charliemurphylize his ass!

charliemurphylize by Rasheed Rahman Al-suedi January 4, 2011

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charlielidard

A "womanizing", slutty, disgusting, dickskinning, cumreceptacle, shitforbrians, two-faced manwhore. Refers to an excuse for a man who thinks he is the shit due to years of being misinformed, and the possession of overpriced, materialistic goods that he doesn't actually need. Type of male who believes he is well-liked, when the reality is that both genders are disgusted by his foul presence. Can also be used to refer to a person who wears dress shoes without socks. Synonymous with "that guy".

Guy1: Hey, didn't your friend have a thing with that charlielidard?
Guy2: Yeah, it's unfortunate. Now she's indirectly whored up the entire East Coast.

charlielidard by crazypineapple December 9, 2008

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charlied

a day dreamer, someone who thinks he is someone else.

See that boy he is charlied

charlied by Dom October 8, 2003

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Charlieposting

Posting attention grabbing selfies with rockstars, pornstars, or celebrities as a thinly disguised way of sparking debate. Charlieposting is prevalent among popular sub forum's and can be seen as modern-day trolling or shitposting. This type of trolling was made popular by beloved shitposter Charlie AzogthSoth. A modern day legend who is notorious for infiltrating and engaging in Facebook groups. His body of work is on par with the artist Banksy.

Person 1: Did you see those pictures posted in our intellectual debate forum for super geniuses?

Person 2: Yeah that's just Charlie and his King Charlieposting. Hoes be mad.

Charlieposting by Weirdheaven May 8, 2020

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charliebdofficial

The best twitch streamer of all time

Twitch Charliebdofficial

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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