A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

Charlie Hash-browns by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010

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Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

Charlie Brown wank by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

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down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"

there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

down like a clown charlie brown by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005

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