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charity sex 

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!
charity sex by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011
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Charity Sex 

When one person has sex with another person, sometime quite begrudgingly, just to satisfy their partner and not primarily for his or her own pleasure.
Jane gave John some charity sex because it was their anniversary. But after that she went right back to her bob.
Charity Sex by DMunee August 23, 2011

Clarity Sex

When don't know where u stand in a relationship so you have sex to clear everything up.
I just had clarity sex with dolores because our relationship been in a weird spot recently.
Clarity Sex by hdbz September 3, 2016

charityselfer 

A person who works behind the scenes in a thrift shop or charity outlet, who vets donations for self gain before the public. Or a person who is buying charity donations and purposely grabs a item that you picked up and put down as they think there's money to be made in it.
Excuse me can I squeeze in to take a look at those records? Yes but only when I've picked the best out, Jez you're acting like a real charityselfer!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004