Chargling 

Gargling any part of or all of the male genitalia while being choked.

Your mom almost passed out while chargling but she gave me the thumbs up to keep choking her.

Chargling by Mavala February 14, 2012

changeling 

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.

changeling by Starchylde April 2, 2016

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Charging up 

Increasing your level of inebriation via alcohol or other substances

Do you want to charge up a little before going out tonight?

Bro I'm charging up right now, already at 12%

Did you see Steve? He's fully charged up and is streaking around the neighborhood

Charging up by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

chapuling

The verb of resistance against Turkish AKP Government.

Turkish Prime Minister calls anyone as Capulcu (looter,plunderer) who stand against his government or who simply critizes him.

In ancient times that behavior called as dictatoria.

If Obama stands against Turkish PM then he will call US president as a Capulcu or his actions as chapuling.

Mr.President and First Lady are making too much noise by hitting their pots every evening. Damn they are capulcu. what they are doing is definitely Chapuling

chapuling by nabucadnezzar June 6, 2013

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007