Chardonnache 

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

Chardonnache by MissingV November 13, 2017

chardonnaise 

A delicious drink made from bleding mayonnaise into wine made from chardonnay grapes.

She enjoyed a steak of mammoth proportions and a giant, fresh, crisp salad accompanied by a big, oaky chardonnaise.

chardonnaise by Mr Deats June 1, 2022