Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.
Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.
I'm going to Navajo Chap-slap the shit out of her. She Puts the Chap in the Navajo Chap-Slap.
When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.
Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"
Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:
* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.
* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.
* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"
"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"
"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"
"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."