chap chap

Bye Bye, but for cool kids

A: Hey It seems like I gotta go, Bye
B:Chap Chap!

by aarmn March 9, 2022

Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009

Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

chap! chap!

In East Africa, swahili slang. It means hurry hurry,faster faster or quickly.

Chap! Chap! We're late for church.
You need to do that homework Chap! Chap!

by Banana spoon April 6, 2017

Navajo Chap-slap

The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.

I'm going to Navajo Chap-slap the shit out of her. She Puts the Chap in the Navajo Chap-Slap.

by Papa Jango December 27, 2016

Chap Vision

When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.

Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"

Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision

by chap scratch fever March 22, 2011

chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

by Jase April 1, 2004