Chanic

The panic that overcomes you when you realize you’ve left home without your Chap Stick

The chanicked woman licked her lips as she searched in vain through her purse for chap stick

by JohnnyBrain February 13, 2026

Chanic

The panic that overcomes you when you realize you’ve left home without your Chap Stick

The chanicked woman licked her lips as she searched in vain through her purse for ChapStick

by JohnnyBrain February 13, 2026

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

by Woms1 April 25, 2023

La chancla

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.

Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me

by Hamsdude March 25, 2021

No Chance, Bro

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.

"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"

by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

La chancla

Spanish word for flipflop/sandal/slipper. It's what Hispanic/Latino parents (usually mothers) use to beat their child's ass when they've had it with their misbehaviour.

And don't even try to run, they can throw that thing round a corner like boomerang and if you manage to run out the house then don't expect to be allowed back inside without getting twice the original punishment.

Hispanic/Latina mother: *child's name*, GET OVER HERE NOW.

Kid: Shit, I can already feel la chancla getting spanked round my ass.

by R4staM0useL0v3r April 23, 2019

cum chalice

The meme originated from a video of YandereDev drinking milk out of a glass chalice. There was a GIF created in early 2020 of YandereDev drinking out of the chalice with the captions 'CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE' inferring that the chalice was filled with semen rather than milk. It has gained a large amount of popularity and often used to criticise YandereDev online, and is now a method of getting banned from his Discord server. The GIF has inspired a whole new generation of memes and is now widespread among memers.

Me : *talks about Yandere SImulator*
Friend : Hey, isn't the person who made that game the cum chalice guy?

by ultimateretard July 22, 2020