Chance 0 

A sort of canon ship, not usually compared to Obringleosa as it contains different people. More canon than Chance 100.

Person 1: Which is more canon, Chance 0 or Chance 100?

Person 2: Definitely Chance 0.

Chance 0 by WMiddleSchoolShips December 13, 2017

0% chance

A definitive term used to describe a total, absolute, and fundamentally irreversible impossibility. Unlike "unlikely" (which implies a slim chance), this means the event is structurally, economically, or logically dead, buried, and is never to be seen again. The doors aren't just closed; they are finally welded shut.

Example 1:
Person A: "Do you think if Gap and Old Navy leave Times Square, they’ll rebuild the original Toys "R" Us flagship with the indoor Ferris wheel?"
Person B: "0% chance. Even if those stores leave, the space is just going to another corporate tenant. That era is dead."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm still holding out hope that the MTA will realize OMNY was a mistake and bring back paper MetroCards."
Person B: "0% chance. They literally ripped the physical card readers out of the turnstiles. Just move on."

0% chance by WMH01 September 15, 2026

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