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Holy Champak
Holy Champak by AllMyTea May 23, 2019
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chammak
chammaks are people in dubai (and sharjah) that try so hard to be part of the "cool gang". they wear branded items all the time and half of their closet are rip offs. they smoke to fit in and legit cough after every puff and dont know how to hold a cig properly. they drink everyday and claim they are depressed by posting depressing simpson music videos on their snapchat story almost everyday. they do glue and galaxy and sniff the glue off a mountain dew bottle like we cant see it. they also probably get their dokha set taken away everyday and still manage to steal or buy a new one. also theyre very broke and always tryna act slick and shit, if u see a group of teenagers in dubai motorcity or dubai marina, they are chammaks
guy 1: "lets go hangout with that group, they seem cool"
guy 2: "wtf bro theyre chammaks i aint embarassing myself like that"
guy 1: "oh"
guy 2: "wtf bro theyre chammaks i aint embarassing myself like that"
guy 1: "oh"
chammak by imnotachammak May 30, 2018
Champagne confetti
To squirt. Female ejaculation.
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023
champagne problem
A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.
Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.
champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011
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